Do You Hear What I Hear?

In the last week, two woodpeckers moved into our garage, made a nest, and decided to wake us up by attacking the side of our house every morning at 6AM. HOW did they know this exact place is where we sleep? I did not take this picture, as these woodpeckers are very devious and avoid detection at any cost. This is a picture I located upon the internet which is very similar to the birds that have invaded us. These wing-ed creatures are NOT small. They are about the size of a condor!

Poison bird seed, here I come...