Mom! Mom! Mom!

OK. What 26 year old idiot who is richer than snot calls out for her mommy when she is being sent back to jail?

You know already what I'm going to say...so let's consider this rant already done and get on to other things. I don't want to waste anymore valuable time on this p.o.s.

And...what is that crap with Kurt Busch? NASCAR needs to bench him permanently for the balance of the season and require that he takes Anger Management classes. This is a classic demonstration of - duh - - Road Rage! He literally got a slap on the wrist. "Ohhh. Bad boy. Don't do it again." (insert my sarcastic tone of voice here) Are all of the NASCAR officials insane?

But. On to better things. I had a horrendously bad dream last night. I dreamt that my son-in-law died. Ugh. How awful. This just came out of left field. I have no idea why I was thinking about this. It was not in my conscious thoughts. He is in no danger, yet I had this awful nightmare. So, I had to call the kids up today to make myself feel better. And while I was on the phone to my baby-Kelsey...I read that there is glut of back logged passport applications.

As we are visiting the kids in December, we need to apply for those passports ASAP. Hope the Immigration Dept. can get them to us in 5 1/2 months! We will visit M&K in the UK and do the tourist-thing in Italy, France, and Germany. Maybe Ireland, too. Depends upon time.

Thus, the hubby and I rushed off to have our mugshots...I mean...PASSport photos taken. We will process the applications on Monday. And I just had to share the mugshots with you. As soon as I saw them, I knew what I wanted to do with them. Aren't they just so cute? I can just imagine them in the Sunday supplement of the newspaper. Just wait until we get our 15 minutes of fame!

Why, oh why...didn't we get our passports when we were in our 20s? We would have looked young and pretty then. I could have had my Mexico & Canada stamps on the passport. The passports then would only would have cost $50 instead of $150! Oh, well. Hindsight is 20/20!

I promised yesterday that I would be sharing the Alpha-Tile with you. Get it HERE.

We visited the Chiropractor and I had him take a look at my poor little pinky finger on my left hand. He said that finger is directly linked to the lowest neck vertebrae. So he worked on that. It isn't feeling that much better, so I will go in again. Kevin is the best chiropractor ever. He can help with anything.

Hubby goes in for his final spine shot on June 14. Hope it is the final one. They usually don't give them anymore than 3. But this will be his 4th! They are trying to re-generate his nerves by stimulating his C-4, C-5, & C-6 by injecting steroids directly into them. Ouch. A big needle is inserted directly into his spine. G-ross. They won't even allow me to be with him while he gets these, so I have to sit (un)patiently in the waiting room & freak out while he is alone back there. Ugh. Maybe I should dose myself with alcohol to make the wait less stressful. That Stoli Blueberry looks mighty good!

While we were in town, we also stopped at Costco and picked up toilet paper, paper towels, & dishwashing detergent (necessities-LOL!). Got 99 cent cheeseburgers for Isabelle at Wendy's after getting our passport photos.

But I still forgot to stop at NW Beauty (see? it's dangerous to go without a list!) to pick up my spray-in conditioner for my hair. Back to Basics Sunflower Leave In Conditioner. Smells great!

My dumb questions for today...

1. Why do bra manufacturers always discontinue the bra I love.
2. Why do I never buy enough in advance, knowing that they will discontinue the bra I love.
3. Why does your favorite shirt/pair of jeans always wear out and you have to trash them?
4. How many is TOO many lipsticks?