Wednesday, December 10, 2008

weekend news update

sorry to be so remiss in my blogging. just so much going on this holiday season and time has to edge out something. that something would be my blogging.

i know that i will regret this as i don't have an accurate view of what has been happening this past month. just vague memories. getting vaguer (more vague?) all the time with age...

my take on the thanksgiving trip that shall never be mentioned again:
drive. drive some more. drive yet more.
walk, pee, poop dogs.
stay in motels.
eagles, deer, antelope, moose, elk, birds
snow.
stupid drivers.
get to iowa.
visit with my dad.
drive, drive some more. drive yet more.
what the fuck?
dog vomit.
walk, pee, poop dogs.

get pulled over for speeding.
stay in motels.
eat mexican.
diarrhea.
no fun texas.
the world's biggest cross.
boring.
walk, pee, poop dogs.
stay in motels.
drive some more.
get to Arizona.
starbucks
a&f
pig buzzard
grandpa talk, talk, talk.
sleep.more sleep.
freezer food.
drive, drive more.
colorado snow.
budweiser fresh beer.
walk, pee, poop dogs.
stay in hotel.
drive more, drive more.
fog.
get home.


my experience of the annual Christmas tree adventure:
drive to washington on the backroads.
no snow.
depressing.
get lost.
nobody else there.
“i’m gonna need the hayride”
mud.
wild turkeys in field.
carrying the tree.
no coffee, no cider. no hot chocolate.
150 degree gift shop.
sweating.
no fresh wreaths.
drive.
world’s largest snowman.
disgusting food & bad service at IHOP.
shopping at world market.
starbucks.
abercrombie & fitch.
wal-mart.
drive home.

*snowman by Julie It Is; PDW; Eggnog & Gingerbread

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