The Grinch's Theme Song

I hope to goodness that everybody was glued to the television tonight watching this perennial favorite. How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel,You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,

Your heart's an empty hole,Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,

You have termites in your smile,You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,

You're the king of sinful sots,Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,

With a nauseous super "naus"!,You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgracefulassortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,

You're a nasty wasty skunk,Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,"Stink, stank, stunk"!

Greg to physical therapy today; his apppointment for his injection to his disk is on Tuesday, December 19 at 9:50AM. He will probably be administered a local anesthetic; and I will have to haul his butt home. The office told him that he will expereience burning, cramps, & pain in the area afterwards.

We got Kelsey & Matt's Christmas package in the mail today. Thanks for the Swiss magazines. A wonderful chalet in the alps only costs $1,300,000 Euro.

My right knee was in pain as I think I bumped it yesterday. I was awake all night and couldn't sleep-so I was REALLY tired today.

Temperatures have been drastically warm here. In the 40s! Very balmy.

We got groceries at Wal-Mart, purchased wonderful bbq meatballs, got my nails done, stopped for salt lick & hay for our moose friend, then came home.

Welcome Christmas as we stand; heart to heart and hand-in-hand.